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[Arthur Dent]

Tema: Nemoj prekinuti lanac jer će ti baba dobiti vodene kozice i svu silu boleština raznih
Od:_____._____@___.com
Datum: Ned, 31.11.2008 08:33

ŽIRO RAČUN ZA UPLATE:_ _ _ _ _ _ _ - _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _


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Stanje kod mene je prilično teško i ovim putem bih vas zamolio za
pomoć unesrećenom meni.
Da pojasnim situaciju : Ove godine nisam bio na skijanju a mislim
da bi mi to pasalo zbog svežeg vazduha i zajebancije.
Već se dve godine vozim u Scenicu a mislim da bi mi bolje
pristajao Mercedes B ili C klase. O Vama ovisi može to biti i Maybach

Ženu imam već 10 godina istu, a da imam love imao bih i ljubavnicu
i to neku koja daje sve od sebe i u krevetu i u shoping centru
Kuća mi vapi za još jednom sobom jer se ovako moramo stiskati u 3
sobe, roštilj mi nema ražanj i nemam najnoviju plazmu u svim sobama.

Na moru nemam vikendicu nego idem kod babe, a deca bi htela
videti i Monte Carlo, Paris, London te još PUNO drugih destinacija.
Lokal bih još malo proširio i gurnuo štampariju unutra a izašlo je i puno
nove tehnologije.

Eto to su problemi koji me tište pa bih Vas molio da mi gurnete po
par iljada eura na moj žiro račun da se mogu zajebavati do mile
volje, jer ako su Vas drugi naguzili zašto ne bi i ja pa ipak sam vam neko.

U očekivanju vaše love na svom žiru stalno pratim internet bankarstvo i sav
sam na iglama.


Pozdrav

PS broj žiro računa sam izbrisao... no ako se nadje neka dobra duša pa bi želela da uplati koju iljadu evrejčića, rado ću joj proslediti svoj broj žiro računa

[Najgora]

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Jel tako da je ovo spam?

[Morpheus]

Direkt iz Nigerije Dobio sam brdo takvih, da sam prihvatio bar jedan predlog, do sad bih bio u milionskim dugovima

[Najgora]

Znala sam!

[Morpheus]

Jesu neki, nudili ti samo 850.000, ja dobijao i po 10 miliJona

[biterlemon]

Najoriginalnije i najstrasnije je bio onaj spam o umirujucem detetu u kojem se trazi novac a podaci sadrze nepostojecu adresu i nepostojece ljude... apeluje se da se mail salje svima dalje...

Mail je sadrzao na hiljade mailova kroz cije ruke je proslo...

[Sunflower]

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Spam.

Oni bi da ja klikćem...ahaaa...pa da mi uđe ergela koNjova u komp.

[AdrijanKronauer]

> From: closcialed@serviquim.com
> To: xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
> Subject: country girl looking for country boy...
> Date: Thu, 22 Oct 2009 04:08:12 +0200
>
>
> Good time of the day
>
> Love is an act of endless forgiveness a tender look which becomes a habit.
> My life is fool of love and cheerful people. I know how to treat people
> properly and I think how one treats people the same way he or she is treated.
> It's my motto that I always follow in my life. My dream man that I am looking
> for here should be a simple person who knows how to communicate and treat his
> beloved woman xxxxxxxxx
> The most important for me is kindness, tenderness and attentiveness in
> relationship. Honey, I am here waiting for you in order to make our lives
> perfect together.
>
> Hugs and kisses
> Olly A.

__________________

Olja, pa još kantrigrl.
Mora da pored kantribojeva voli i kantri muziku.
Što li mi je to poznato?!?