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[Invisibleman]

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HB: I love you, Pumpkin.

P: I love you, Honey Bunny.

HB: Everybody be cool this is a robbery!

P: Any of you fuckin' pricks move and I'll execute every motherfucking last one of you



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Jules: Okay so, tell me again about the hash bars.

Vincent: Okey what do you want to know?

J: Well, hash is legal over there, right?

V: Yeah, It's legal but it ain't hundred percent legal, I mean, you just can't walk into a restaurant, roll a joint and start puffin' away. They want you to smoke in your home or certain designated places.

J: And those are the hash bars?

V: Yeah, It breaks down like this, ok, it's legal to buy it, it's legal to own it,
And if you're the proprietor of a hash bar, it's legal to sell it. It's legal to carry it, but...but that dosen't matter, 'cause, get a load of this; all right,
If you get stopped by a cop in Amsterdam, it's illegal for them to search you.
I mean that's a right the cops in Amsterdam don't have.

J: Oh, man, I'm goin', that's all there is to it. I'm fuckin' goin'.

V: I know, baby, you'd dig it the most.. But you know what the funniest thing about Europe is?

J: What?

V: It's the little differences. A lotta the same shit we got here, they got there, but there they're a little different.

J: Example ?

V: Alright, when you .... into a movie theatre in Amsterdam, you can buy beer. And I don't mean in a paper cup either. They give you a glass of beer
And in Paris, you can buy beer at MacDonald's. And you know what they call a Quarter Pounder with Cheese in Paris?

J: They don't call it a Quarter Pounder with Cheese?

V: No, they got the metric system there, they wouldn't know what the fuck a Quarter Pounder is.

J: What'd they call it?

V: They call it Royale with Cheese.

J: Royale with Cheese. What'd they call a Big Mac?

V: Big Mac's a Big Mac, but they call it Le Big Mac.

J: Le big Mac ! Ahhaha, what do they call a Whopper?

V: I dunno, I didn't go into a Burger King. But you know what they put on french fries in Holland instead of ketchup?

J: What?

V: Mayonnaise.

J: Goddamn!

V: I seen 'em do it man, they fuckin' drown 'em in it.

J: Uuccch!

[Nenad_DPb]

'The day we stop lookin', Charlie, is the day we die.' - Al Pacino u filmu "Miris žene"

[NSdjanka]

"Life is like a box of chocolate. You never know what you're gonna get." - Forrest Gump's mom

[maski]

"Aziz! Light!"

peti element

[NSdjanka]

I believe there's a place where the restless souls wander, burdened by the weight of their own sadness. They wait for a chance to set the wrong things right. Only then can they be reunited with the ones they love. Sometimes, a crow shows them the way; because sometimes, love is stronger than death.
- from "City of Angels"

[yossarian]

Hannibal Lecter: You know what you look like to me, with your good bag and your cheap shoes? You look like a rube. A well scrubbed, hustling rube with a little taste. Good nutrition has given you some length of bone, but you're not more than one generation from poor white trash, are you, Agent Starling? And that accent you've tried so desperately to shed? Pure West Virginia. What's your father, dear? Is he a coal miner? Does he stink of the lamp? You know how quickly the boys found you... all those tedious sticky fumblings in the back seats of cars... while you could only dream of getting out... getting anywhere... getting all the way to the FBI.
Clarice Starling: You see a lot don't you doctor. Why don't you turn that high-powered perception at yourself and tell us what you see, or, maybe you're afraid to.

[NSdjanka]

Samantha: "I have to ask you a question. It's a good one so think about it. If two people love each other, but they just can't seem to get it together, when do you get to that point of enough is enough?"
Jerry: "Never."

from "The Mexican"

[Buba Erdeljan]

"Is sex dirty?"

"Only if it's done right."

Woody Allen in "Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex" (1972).

[Buba Erdeljan]

Tom Frost & Bill Lee

- They say you murdered your wife. Is that true?
- Who told you that?
- Word gets around.
- It wasn't murder. It was an accident.
- There are no accidents. For example, I've been killing my own wife slowly over a period of years.
- What?
- Well, not intentionally. I mean, on the level of conscious intention, it's insane, monstrous.
- But you do consciously know it. You just said it. We're discussing it.
- Not consciously. This is all happening telepathically, non-consciously.
- What do you mean?
- If you look carefully at my lips, you'll realize that I'm actually saying something else.
I'm not actually telling you about the several ways I'm gradually murdering Joan.


Ujedno i preporuka - The naked lunch (William S. Burroughs)

[SQUAW]

Charles Eastman: And now you speak of coercion. I don't understand.
Henry Dawes: If we don't put that land into the hands of individual Indians in five years- less-homesteaders and ranchers will demand it all... for nothing. The Indian must own his own piece of earth, Charles.
Charles Eastman: Did you know that there is no word in the Sioux language for that, sir?
Henry Dawes: For what?
Charles Eastman: To "own the earth." Not in any native language.
Henry Dawes: Well, then perhaps you should invent one.

"Bury my heart at Wounded Knee"

[zmax]

Don Juan DeMarco

- Undress!
- Kill me if you must.
- I am prepared to die,for I cannot go on living...knowing that i defiled the memory of the woman...who brought my manhood alive and made it sing.
- It sings?

[coolgirl]

Austin Powers...Mislim da je 3. dio.

Pricaju oni sa nekim japancem,pa ovaj prica na japanskom,pa nikako da se skontaju...
I na kraju ovaj japanac:Why don't I just speak english?

[Buba Erdeljan]

[Buba Erdeljan]

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