Nadal: Thanks, this very nice of you, no?
Fed: Uh, yes--no, well, yes I think.
Nadal: No?
Fed: ?
Nadal:
no?
Fed: So, Rafael, I really respect your game.
Nadal:
no?
Fed:...Yes, well, I respect how well you play--on all surfaces--but especially the clay.
Nadal: Yes, I run, and I hit the ball, and then the other one try to hit, but then I run, and he hit again, and then I hit, and I win, no?
Fed: ...
Nadal:
no?
Fed: ... I have a proposition for you. Well, you see, Rafa, it seems my career is winding down now. I suspect I can comfortably meet you in one more French final, but I doubt that I can beat you there--
Nadal: For me, you're favorite, no? You number 1 in the world, greatest player ever to play game. So, for me, you're favorite, no?
Fed: No! No, of course I'm not the favorite! Tony, Mirka, my mom, dad, all their friends, my grandparents, anyone who can read or reasonably understand anything at all agree that you are the favorite. You do understand the streak that you set on clay? You do realize you've never lost at the French. You do realize you beat me every single time we played on clay last year when I barely lost a game to anyone anywhere else...I mean, I can even see that you're the favorite. And you know me--when it comes recognizing someone is superior I'm like Serena williams at a press conference after a loss.
Nadal: Yes, for me you're favorite, no?
Fed: Let me beat you at the French! Please, I'll give you every cent I win for the rest of my life.
Nadal: No.
Fed: ? Don't you mean "No?"
Nadal: No.
Fed: ...
Nadal:
No?
Fed: So what about this joker that beat us in Montreal?
Nadal: He hit the ball hard, no?
Fed: Yes...To pilot "Um, how much longer?"
Pilot: We've only been on the plane for 2 minutes Mr. Federer. We've got quite a long ride ahead of us.
Fed:...
Nadal: We can be best friends, no?
Fed: Did you bring anything to read?
Nadal: No, no read. I bring video of matches. We watch, no?
Fed: What matches?
Nadal: French Open 2005, 2006, and 2007, no?
Fed:...
Fed: To pilot How much longer?