Jedino Chuck Norris moze popije vodu iz chesme i to na EKS
Jednom je prebio prodavca obuce. Preko telefona.
Cak Noris spava sa jastukom ispod pištolja.
Sta je Chuck Norris-u potrebno da za minut ubije 100.000 ljudi...
pa 100.000 ljudi
Jednom je Chuck Norris skoci sa treceg sprata a zavrsio je na petom.
Chuck Norris kad udje u autobus,kondukteri kupuju karte...
Chuck Norris je na floppy disk narezao DVD film od 4,5 GB.
Isus moze da hoda po vodi. Chuck Norris moze da hoda po Isusu.
Chuck je napravio grejalicu kojom se hladio zimi...
dje ide Cak Noris obucen sav u crno? na sensation white (neko nece razumjeti jbg)
cak noris moze da podgne stolicu na kojoj sedi........mogu i ja
jedinstvena
Chuck Norris može da ostavi poruku prije zvučnog signala!!!
Pa čemu onda osmeh što sam ja ničija
kad je to, zapravo, najgore što može da ti se desi?
Chak Noris bi mogao, da obuhvati grudni kosh one Morfove, Big Bubis Lady.........jednom rukom
Šta je potrebno Noris Čaku da pobije 1.000 ljudi ?
pa 1.000 ljudi.
THE PAST IS HISTORY, THE FUTURE IS MISTERY,TODAY IS A GIFT... THATs WHY ITs CALLED " PRESENT "
Čak Noris radi za Mila.
THE PAST IS HISTORY, THE FUTURE IS MISTERY,TODAY IS A GIFT... THATs WHY ITs CALLED " PRESENT "
chuck norris je kreacionista!
Tough guy Chuck Norris has some tough words on evolution: Its cute. But heres what I really think about the theory of evolution: Its not real. It is not the way we got here. In fact, the life you see on this planet is really just a list of creatures God has allowed to live. We are not creations of random chance. We are not accidents. There is a God, a Creator, who made you and me. We were made in His image, which separates us from all other creatures.
to je potreban i dovoljan dokaz da je evolucija BS.
& underpaid......
Dok su se druga deca igrala u pesku, Čak Noris se igrao u betonu.
THE PAST IS HISTORY, THE FUTURE IS MISTERY,TODAY IS A GIFT... THATs WHY ITs CALLED " PRESENT "
Sta Chuck Norris radi na vcafe-u? Sta mu se kaze...
...I am a dreamer and when i wake, you can't break my spirit - it's my dreams you take...